Your mother's clam.
Hey guys, let’s never make a joke that offends anyone ever again.
Race/ethnicity jokes are obviously out of the question. So are jokes about rape/murder.
Fat or skinny jokes? Clearly gone. Tall/short jokes will offend some people too.
Gay jokes? Dead baby jokes? Man the triggers are piling up.
Gender jokes, no siree, you cis scum.
Jokes based on someone’s hair color? How DARE you assume things based on hair color.
Dirty jokes? Not EVERYONE is ok with talking about sex you know…
Jokes with swears? There are kids on here for pete’s sake!
Impressions? No way, everyone gets offended when they’re being mocked.
That leaves us with puns.
So, we have two options, tumblr. Either puns are now officially the only acceptable joke allowed on the internet, or….
Or everyone can collectively pull their social-justice filled head out of their ass.
Words only have as much power as you give them.
Genna: “What type of country do we live in where a woman can’t touch a man’s breasts anytime she wants.”