Fuckin.... Memoirs of a fuckin' Geisha or some shi

Your mother's clam.

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digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

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guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

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guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

stormbornvalkyrie:

What superhero would you choose to be?
Maslany: Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for the accent 
Paulson: Wolverine (“I look like that in the morning”) 
Williams: Spider-Man, for the agility and subtlety 
Sagal: Caesar from the Planet of the Apes reboot 
Dormer: Batman, for the psychology 
Beharie: The Hulk, so it’d be on if people pushed the wrong button

They’re already a superhero team.

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stormbornvalkyrie:

What superhero would you choose to be?

Maslany: Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for the accent

Paulson: Wolverine (“I look like that in the morning”)

Williams: Spider-Man, for the agility and subtlety

Sagal: Caesar from the Planet of the Apes reboot

Dormer: Batman, for the psychology

Beharie: The Hulk, so it’d be on if people pushed the wrong button

They’re already a superhero team.

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theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

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kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

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deonte-s:

i hate that i want you

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deonte-s:

i hate that i want you

(Source: feelknower93)

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sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

No one’s going to comment on the fact that they were watching a movie for fucking GYM CLASS?!

(Source: blowjcb)